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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Christina Aguilera Looks Thinner Suddenly

Christina Aguilera Looks… Thinner… Suddenly
Here’s Christina Aguilera at her 31st birthday party, the date of which somehow completely escaped me. Well, she turned 31-years-old December 18 and I just found Us Weekly’s photo of her birthday cake. The name on it’s wrong. It says ‘Xtina,’ when it should say ‘Albooki,’ or her government name of ‘Albino Snooki.’ But it’s her cake though. And it has boobs. We’re eating those first.

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